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NYC BIGGEST INTERDIMENSIONAL CROSSRIP EXPECTED SINCE 1909
Good morning everyone. Things were going pretty good here in the NYC area until Walter Peck came into the office and forced us to shut down our protection grid. I tried talking to the NYPD Captain, who was in his dress uniform for some strange reason, but he threatened to have me transferred if I interfere; so that brings us to know, where every demon, ghost, and poltergeist we caught, are going to help feed the biggest inter dimensional cross-rip since the Tunguska blast in 1909.
EASTERN SATELLITE
Skies are clear as of now, but we could have a few clouds spawning out of nowhere, especially around Central Park. Highs today a windy and cool 45-50. Overnight tonight, if the big twinkie doesn’t come, we’ll have lows in the low 30’s, possibly some 20’s in outlying areas.
REGIONAL RADAR
Tomorrow, we’re under a Zuul advisory, which may be upgraded to a Gozer the Gozerian warning if things get out of hand. However, the weather will be good for combating evil in uniform and heavy equipment since it’ll be sunny and cool, lessening winds, and highs near 50.
LOCAL RADAR NEW YORK CITY
Overnight tomorrow, we have a Stay Puft warning, but I remain skeptical on this one. I’ve seen some stuff in this town, but the chances of a giant marshmallow walking down the streets is a little out there. Regardless, if I steps on a church, it’s game on. We’ll have the slight chance of some rain as that coastal low may brush us, so that may help put out the fires IF the marshmallow man shows up.
LOCAL RADAR PHILADELPHIA
Regardless of what happens Tuesday night, Wednesday will improve as the day wears on. Expect some gradual clearing, but a stiff northerly flow behind that low. We’ll have highs in the 55-60 realm, so that’ll help with the cleanup process caused by the cross-rip.
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